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dixiedeadshake replied to your post “Excuse you, you are neither ugly or untalented. Nah brah.”

RJ is wise and you’re both major talented hotties, so sayeth your elder.

RJ, our elder talented hottie has spoken!


i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am


””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.


See this is what happens when 95% of the entries into a contest like this are joke flavors like “brony cum” or “parental disappointment” or “like this flavor or I punch a baby”

(Source: unironicallynerdy)


Tonight’s Gender of the Night: The upper circles of hell.


Tonight’s Gender of the Night: The upper circles of hell.

(Source: thecloudsaregathering)


don’t think about cecil palmer on karaoke night singing the most soulful rendition of ‘jolene’ seriously dont think about that


date a boy who’s smart. date a boy who likes science. date a boy who rambles a lot. date a boy who has great hair.  date a boy who chews a little too loud. date a boy who’s a taurus. date a boy who got himself trapped in a parallel desert dimension and doesnt call as much as he should. date carlos the scie-….wait no. dont date him dONT DATE HIM THATS MY BOYFRIEND YOU GET AWAY FROM HIM

rosejanenoble sent: Excuse you, you are neither ugly or untalented. Nah brah.

Idk man I just got out of the shower after trying to practice tap dancing and lemme tell u

it was awful

and now i look like a dingus

grade a dingus who can’t tap dance


Alone in your house then your parents open the door



dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless

ideas for oitnb season 3


  • in the middle of a scene piper kerman descends from the ceiling on a zipwire wearing an array of sequined garments
  • she is carrying two machine guns and when she fires them they shoot out fireworks in the colours of the bi pride flag
  • she screams loudly ‘BISEXUALS EXIST’ before blackflipping over pornstache’s head and out of the nearest window
  • larry’s character is replaced by the chicken from season one incorporated seamlessly into his role with no explanation


you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(Source: stupidsexyganondorf)






i think we all know this one person…

Fat is not a feeling. 

You may know that one person, but you don’t always know what’s going on in their head. Many people, without even realizing it, can be experiencing body dysmorphic disorder, which means when they look in the mirror, the image is extremely distorted! So next time that super skinny girl calls herself fat, wonder if she actually thinks she is and maybe even hates herself for it.

I’m so torn on this picture- bc I live one point of view- but I can understand the other…